Tag Archives: satire

World-famous Ventriloquist Senor Soetero and his Puppet “El Presidente”

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What does Obama think makes comedian Patton Oswalt qualified for the Supreme Court anyway?

Warning: Obama has determined that this website may be dangerous to democracy

The President’s latest thing is that all this unregulated internet speech is dangerous for democracy.  Since that’s the case, I thought I’d better make this warning to stay your hands and eyes from hellish thought crime.

Amid jeers, Actor Danny Glover Given Dr of Humane Letters for support of Commie Regimes that kill millions

source: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/05/09/danny-glover-booed-not-putting-hand-over-his-heart-during-flag-ceremony, et al

Al Sharpton Rallies with the Illegals while Waiting for Someone to Pay Him to Leave Arizona

source of Al’s Statement that after dark we all look like Mexicans

First of all, who elected Al “Tuwana Brawley Hoax” Sharpton as the representative of the illegal aliens in Arizona or anywhere else, for that matter?  Second, here are people who say they should be accepted as just as good as anyone else and how dare the people of Arizona insist that people who trespass in their state should be treated as criminals.  And how do they prove they are fine, upstanding citizens?  By property damage, rioting, smearing swastikas in refried beans and feces on the Arizona State House, calling elected officials Nazis, calling for acts of violence against the police, marching through the streets carrying foreign flags, committing even more criminal acts!  As they say in the military, WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?????

FATIMA KEBAB, Spokesperson for Emirates Airlines, Speaks to the Infidel Press

If you take your kids out for ice cream, you’ll get harassed, especially if you kill the other customers!

source: http://www.aurorasentinel.com/articles/2010/04/05/news/metro_aurora/doc4bbab317e0c2a515787987.txt