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Sen Arlen Sphincter presents more evidence for his imminent retirement

Arlen “Poster Child for Early Retirement for Politicians” Specter forgot his party affiliation this week. Can the voters of PA please kick this self-serving ass to the curb and get someone into his seat who is more concerned about citizens than he is about his own political career?

“Education is Epantsipation”: Obama at Hampton Univ May 9 2010

source:  YouTube video of Obama Commencement Speech at Hampton University May 9, 2010

Chris “Tingle Up My Legs” Matthews Reports on the Tea Party

Tea Party Crashers: Amazing How They Blend Right In!

Bowing & Hugging is the New Bowing & Scraping

It’s bad enough that Obama keeps bowing to and hugging despots and commies all over the world; he is the first US President ever to bow to foreign dignitaries.  But there is something even more unseemly going on here.  It looks truly awful that Obama bows to so many foreign WHITE people.  Honestly, it makes him look subservient and it reduces the esteem of the United States in the eyes of the World.

During the campaign, America was hoodwinked into thinking we were getting Martin Luther King, Jr.  Instead we got Stepin Fetchit and all the negative racial baggage that comes along with the image of an African American bowing and scraping to powerful white people.

It’s more than disappointing.  It’s disgusting.

Problem Child: Can we send Obama back someplace?

Yeah, okay, I went there!  I latched onto a serious personal and international tragedy to exploit a child as a cheap shot gimmick for my blog’s publicity and jack up my unique visitor numbers and page views.  Last month, I did the same thing with the lady who got killed by the whale.  You know, when Jonathan Swift talked about eating Irish babies as way to deal with the Irish Problem in A Modest Proposal, no one complained about it.  Well, some people did, I guess.  Actually, a lot of people got really upset.  But, after all, he wrote “I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled …”.  I am not recommending that anyone eat another person, whether Irish child, Russian child, or Kenyan child.  Although I was once told that you can use baby in any recipe that calls for veal.  A dog or cat can always be substituted for baby if you’re going to get pissy about it.

There.  My comic doesn’t look so bad now, when you compare it to pediatric cannibalism, does it?

As I write this, I am listening to Mark Simone interview Paula Dean on WABC about her new book on Savannah Style Cooking.  Sounds like it might have some recipes calling for veal. Mmmmmmm.  Veal….

Prez Suit presents Dumbocrat Heroes of Healthcare

INSPIRATIONS FOR THIS BLOG POST:

http://www.examiner.com/x-36641-Las-Vegas-Conservative-Examiner~y2010m3d21-Shelley-Berkleys-agenda-exposed-in-conference-call

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/63885

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001567-503544.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/02/democratic-lawmaker-dont-worry-constitution-health-care-overhaul/?test=latestnews