Category Archives: Barack Obama

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Jesus has the President on Speed Dial

So, here it is, the SECOND Easter in the White House for this guy who said he was a devout Christian and he STILL doesn’t have a church to attend.  But, apparently the White House faith director Joshua DuBois texts him prayers every morning.  How convenient!  How technological!  How barack!  In fact, it’s another whole crock of barack!  Good article in Canada Free Press here.

What a crock of barack! The bill passed, so why is he still selling it?

The worst thing that never happened that I ever heard of!

I have a cold and didn’t feel like doing a cartoon today, so I am futzing around on the interwebz instead.

Now that I am on Twitter and Facebook, I am discovering that a lot of progressives are like these Time Travelers that Art Bell used to have on Coast to Coast AM when it was still entertaining back in the ’90’s.  They make dire predictions about the future based on false assumptions about the present…or do they?  I followed a tweet that took me to a facebook page that took me to http://www.truthout.org/william-j-astore-a-very-american-coup-coming-soon-a-hometown-near-you56201 and an article full of facts about things that haven’t happened yet.

As Criswell says at the end (or maybe the beginning?) of Plan 9 from Outer Space, “We are all interested in the Future because that is where we will spend the rest of our lives.”  How right he was!  But the future written about by William J Astore, an alleged retired USAF Lieutenant, is so grim that I don’t think Criswell would interested in it, even if you could throw in Bela Lugosi and grave robbers from outer space to spice up the mix.

Far be it from me to spoil the surprise, so I will not tell you what the future holds for us when Lt Astore’s vision comes to pass (as all futurist’s visions always do).  But I can tell you that I believe he may actually have some first hand information because when I tried to post my comment, I was told it was a duplicate and I should try back in fifteen minutes.  I knew that I had never posted anything to truthout.org before and certainly not to comment on this article…or did I?  Perhaps I already posted my comment slightly in the future and my present post and my slightly in the future post collided in their spam filter.  So I waited fifteen minutes and tried again and again it told me that there was a duplicate of my post that had never been published.  At this point, I don’t even know if they mean the same fifteen minutes or some fifteen minutes that starts in fifteen minutes or if my second attempt to post was what was colliding with my first attempt to post.  This Time Travel stuff is shite, let me tell you!

I don’t use duplicate post filters here at presidentsuit.com  and I recently heard that facebook was getting old so I know that its time vortex is probably in sync with my own.  I try not to run afoul of any rifts in the space-time vortex because running afoul of rifts can sometimes cause you to lose your car keys and piss yourself and who needs that?  And that reminds me, what happened to “Plans 1 through 8 inclusive from Outer Space”?  Plan 9 was to raise people from the dead to scare Earth Humans not to use nuclear weapons and we know how well that’s worked out.  Maybe Obama is part of Plan 10…

Anyway, here’s my comment on Lt Astore’s article that his genuine time traveling website blocked me from posting

OMG!  this is the most horrible thing that never happened that I ever heard of!  When did all this not happen?  The future?  Well, let’s not go there!  It’s nice here, in this place where all the people in the past who predicted the future were 100% right.  I love how my flying car just zips over the traffic jams and when it’s really bad, my personal jetpack takes me anywhere.  I love my spray-on disposable clothes and my meals in a pill and only working eight hours a week, too.  I love how there were no more wars after the War to End All Wars was fought in 1918 and how we can vacation in spas on the Moon!  But this other dystopian future, with the military coup and a public “conditioned to act like sheep”, no thanks.  You go on ahead.  And BTW, who are these people conditioned to act like sheep?  Can I get some to come out and graze my lawn so I don’t have to mow?

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I am the State!

When you piss off the libs, you know you’re getting under their skin!

In my hot-tempered youth, I had a dalliance with the Left; it was the 1960’s, there were girls and drugs and it was fun to stand in the open air with hand made signs and chant slogans like Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh! In those days, I used humor as my primary political weapon and was inspired by John Lennon who turned political… comment as humor into an artform. I still use humor and have been a Conservative for decades. The sad thing is how the Left has lost their ability to use humor. They are so serious!

Here’s a comment I made on the Swampland blog recently after being ridiculed by two Leftists, diecash1 and formerlyjames. I enjoy when Leftists ridicule me because it means I got under their skin! LOL Anyway, here is my response to them:

diecash1 and formerlyjames Thanks for your comments! I am saving all the responses I get from
folks like yourselves for use in a book I am writing about how the current Left lacks any discernible working sense of humor (ridicule of Conservatives is not really a form of humor, but you wouldn’t understand that. LOL) Nearly all of you have forgotten John Lennon’s legacy of using humor for political purposes, which is why Air America went out of business; it just wasn’t entertaining!
from Time magazine’s eulogy for John Lennon” “One of Lennon’s many gifts was his humor. He knew that many people were laughing at them. He didn’t care. He cared that the message was being heard. If disbelievers were going to ridicule his peace protests, that was at least preferable to them being engaged in violence. One of the secrets of Lennon (and indeed all four Beatles) was that he took his work seriously. But he never took himself too seriously.”
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/sampler/article/0,8599,91207,00.html#ixzz0jVLNYlBV
Read more: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/03/21/closing-arguments/#ixzz0jVNUEeQO

Barry and Crazy Joe: The Thing with Two Heads, the Movie

It should surprise no one that political whor—er, opportunists on both sides of the aisle are trying to make hay from this disaster.  They are the ones who got us into this mess, Dems and GOP both.  But worse than their addiction to power is the fact that the American People are their enablers.  It’s all well and good that the polls are so negative on the Dems and Obama and the health care disaster NOW, but in 2008 the majority of the American People were S-O-O-O-O in love with Obama, The One!  He was the smartest, the handsomest, the coolest, the Hopey-Changey Man who would befriend our enemies, end all wars, make nuclear weapons evaporate and usher in a Utopia!  How did we ever elect a 1st term junior Senator with no business or leadership experience and a childhood spent in Indonesia and later mentored by an infamous Communist and who even wrote in his autobiography that he surrounded himself with the most radical elements on college campuses?  And now that he and his pinko friends have pushed through the most radical restructuring of American Life in more than seventy years, we expect the GOP the be our Saviors?  Where were they when Geo W Bush passed the TARP?  And when Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were disasters waiting to happen, why didn’t they step up to rescue us THEN?